The only "Pie for my Eye" apple in this "piece of work" is the salivating enough to give an instant hard on, hunk with the athletic physic and the devil from divinity is Maradona Rebello. The presence of other critically acclaimed or revered actors in Bollywood - like Zeenat Aman, Helen and Rituporno Sengupta, only affirms the fact that they have all gone broke, if not bonkers, and did this atrocity passed off as India's answer to "Brokeback Mountain" just for money. ![]() Second shock comes in the form of casting - Kabir Bedi, who acted alongside Roger Moore in 1983's "Octopussy" and a few other international productions, here, mouths lines that sound picked off from school text-books and passed off as dialogues. I've read you are a fabulous cook and love gorging on Mutton. Do not make yourself into a laughing stock. I will say - C'mon old timer, just retire retire with grace and when at "top" (No pun intended. Here, Lata Mangeshkar crooning in English about the pain and anguish of the gay community in India is like George Bush talking about world peace at the UN in Kurdish. You have to listen to the rubbish title track of this movie to believe your eyes. I believe that her rendition of "You Needed Me" gave her a wrong impression that she can sing in English as well. She has dabbled impeccably and soulfully in various languages, but English is surely not one of them. Mangeshkar carried it off with aplomb and rendered beautifully. This was a special request from the Grammy winner herself. Mangeshkar sang a rendition of Anne Murray's "You Needed Me", live in concert in 1985 in Canada. This movie, though, do have a few electrifying shock values - Firstly, singer Lata Mangeshkar, who is equated to the Hindu Goddess Saraswati revered for Knowledge, Music, Arts, Wisdom and Learning, croons the outright rubbish title track in English language. Result - as expected, the movie bombed more seriously than the ones at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Beat that.) So, no one, barring a few gay activists in Bombay, whose lives revolves around behaving effeminately all the time (under the pretense of activism for equal rights and liberation of gay community in India) and embarrassing everyone around, went to see this in theaters. (If U.K got Oxford, India has got Orthodox. Because every gay guy in India is happily married with children and a lovely wife. But the hotness was washed off beneath the shower and beneath the jet spray in the privacy of bathrooms and loos. The movie was real hot amongst the gay community in India when its release was due. Whoever made such tall claims, for sure, was out of his/ her mind, or someone from the PR team, or someone who haven't seen "Brokeback Mountain", or someone who has got absolutely nothing to do with writing and making movies and who is spoon-fed to utter crap or someone who is fresh out of an asylum and given a job (out of compassion and humanity) to write about movies. ![]() The title, when it came out (no pun intended), was hyped as India's answer to "Brokeback Mountain". I did not really care to watch this title (free of cost on YouTube) beyond fifteen minutes of its run-time for the sole reason, that I feared, that I may forget my English grammar, sentence construction and pronunciation, that I learned in school and over the years. Yuvraj Parasher's nude buttock shot and our Dodo's stocky torso (passed off as biceps and triceps) in this movie possesses the power of converting any gay man to straight man. Not even the Indian Govt.) What the viewers get to see, after the clothes come undone, is an increased degree of hideousness. Because in Goa, barring the Russian Govt., no one really cares. (Yup, that is what all the gay couples - closeted or out, do in India they all go to Goa to hump each other. They go to Goa (Gay Paradise of India) and make some nude gay love in a hotel room. ![]() Plot:- This title is about a hideous looking closeted and married man (Yuvraj Parasher) falling in love with another hideous looking effeminate dodo (Kapil Sharma, Bollywood director Anil Sharma's younger brother), who, I suppose is out (to whomsoever it may concern). 3.5/10? This title is preposterously over-rated.
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